alright, i cant blog as much as id like so ill give you the short version.....

london - mediocre at best. met some aussies day 1. jessie was smoking hot and said bad words in a very sexy accent. cant argue with that. tipped for drinks, which was a big mistake. apparently a pound and a half equals $9. saw big ben , westminster abbey, etc etc etc. stayed in random overpriced hotels every night. met up with some people from school, went out, talked shit about liverpool to some guy.

dublin - awesome. guiness stew is fantastic. its like beef stew but better. guiness factory and jameson distillery were cool. had the best irish coffee of my life. id highly recommend it. went and saw some cathedrals and what not. mostly just drank fresh guiness, as it was divine. my first hostel. it was pretty cool. i think i was with 3 other people in this one. so it was fairly tame. others not so much (see edinburgh)

edinburgh - too hilly. i couldnt leave the hostel bc to get back i wouldve had to walk up a mountain. but the hostel was full of crazy jackasses, so that wasnt really a problem. stayed in a 16 bedder here, and let me say, if youre not the last one to get in, you werent falling asleep til 3 am at the earliest. so i mainly just sat in the lounge and hounded all night. didnt get to play golf cause i didnt have an extra half grand hidden in my colon. i talked a big game there and did not follow through.... whats new? (see below where i bitch out in amsterdam). saw some castles. did the scotch tour, which, needless to say, was delicious.

prague - my favorite thus far. very laid back. food generally consists of platters of meat which i cant complain about. saw a couple of castles here, a fortress which had some of the greatest views ive ever seen. read some kafka, cause im artsy and elite. went to a jazz club one night. the jazz was poor, but i met some rotterdammers who were a goofy couple of clowns. got drunk with them off $2.50 tall boys of pilsner urquell, which i didnt know i liked so much. and i dont think they raped me, so +1 my anus. stayed in a 1 man hostel here, which was nice for a few nights. the hostel owner (75 yr old woman) "accidentally" gave me a purp and coke one morning, which was a pleasant surprise.

copenhagen - only here two days, but it was actually really cool. everyone rode bikes everywhere. the ladies were all sorts of sexy. and i dont mean they had some attractive gals. i think 80% of the female population made the cut. and my standards are low, i know, but that would have to equate to like 33% for most of the people reading this. there are exception there, obviously, but we all know hwo they are. saw more castles here. got drunk at my 5 star hotel which i had no business being in. the other night i went to some irish pub down the street. actually got hooked up with my first free drink here. it felt like reggies/freds/bogies all rolled into one. apparently tipping + an inordinate amount of jamesons in 45 minutes gets you noticed.

milan - i was here one night. saw the train station which is one of the architectural marvels of the world, which was good. unfortunately, its surrounded by little gypsy bastards who like to steal your stuff. so i stayed away with the sun down. instead, i stayed at another hotel i couldnt afford without my no limit american express. went and ate at the italian restaurant where i think real mobsters were having dinner.

lyon - school is here. im in products liability and law of wine right now. i actually enjoy them both which is a first for me in law school. lyon seems like a pretty cool city. or it could be france. eating block of brie the size of a car battery with a nice chambertin. havent really gotten around too much. hit some bars up around my apartment. nothing special. i have a crush on the girl who works at subway, but i cant talk to her, so theres definitely a love actually situation in my future. im sure louis felt the same way.

amsterdam - no comment.